Funny Note on E! OnLine: "Is Eva Preggers? Or, How Web Rumors Get Started"

Is Eva Preggers? Or, How Web Rumors Get Started
Today 10:10 AM PDT by EOL Staff

The blogsphere is ripe with rumors that Eva Longoria Parker is with child. How'd they come to that
conclusion? By using this time-tested fertility formula:

• Have a womb. Check!
• Be seen on the red carpet with anything more than 0 percent body fat—like
  this CFDA appearance (left). Check!
• Follow up said appearance by wearing baggy clothing—like this New York shopping excursion (right). Check!
• Bonus points for having a boyfriend or husband who actually could have
  planted the seed. Check!
  OMG. Eva is so preggers.